As I was the one complaining about the language, here are some corrected phrases. You'll have to check whether or not the meaning has been kept intact... or change it accordingly.
Oh my god, is he a leper?
Have you ever seen something like this?
Yes, but that was a long time ago and that guy was dressed differently
Throw him overboard
By the way, what did I say to that other guy?
"Help won't come"?
I am god knows where, forced to survive and fighting monsters
And as soon as I conquer my world, build my own royal palace, and start enjoying my life…
My world and my home will be deleted and I'll have to begin all over again
But I had never seen that ship before…
And here are quite unusual textures
I had passed through it a hundred times
Like a squirrel (what's "in while" supposed to mean?)
Of course, first you need to get wood
It's interesting what you'd do if you were in the forest
And you'd have to chop wood with your bare hands like crazy
At first, that seemed strange to me
But then I got used to it
You know, I thought I'd die like a hero
I heard people saw their ancestors before they died
I think my ancestors will laugh long and hard, if they find out how I died
So, have I died?